Hello everyone, as you know, it’s been a hot minute since I got my three degrees. I am a doctor of engineering, an MBA and a doctor of jurisprudence. (Ha! Big word!) Going to a local coffee shop for a Basic Bitch Latte this morning was a challenge, especially because the people waiting in line didn’t know that I am an MBA, a JD and a PhD. Wow! Three degrees is kinda impressive. But, I digress.
To make sure that people were in awe of me, I waved around my name tag that I ordered from Etsy. But the people standing in front of me couldn’t see it. That is when I hit upon a plan B.
I got on my phone and talked very loudly with my voice mail. Here are the questions I asked myself.
- Which one of my DEGREES? The JD, the MBA or the PhD?
- Where did I get the Jaaay Deee??
- Where did I study for the eM Bee Aaaay?
- Did I get the Pee aich Dee before the eM Bee Aaaay?
- What’s my JOB TITLE now?
As you can imagine, everyone stared at me, open-mouthed. I think they were super impressed. Go, me! Go, me!
Dr P M Yeah, MBA, JD, Phd